FMA mainland Chinese titles

"Some are funny, others make you want to beat someone up."
Thanks Fung for the link (from a forum). At first I though there are as many bootlets as the number of names. But highly unlikely. Most of them seem to be made-up as a joke.
友達に教えてくれた、広東語掲示板に貼られた
中国大陸の、「鋼の錬金術師」タイトルの翻訳。
爆笑ものと、激怒ものが、あります。（笑）
本当の海賊版より、捏造された冗談らしい。